Be selfish, give a gift to a homeless person 
by Doc Gurley 
Both 
gratitude  and altruism are good for your health and there's nothing like  giving a gift to a homeless person to help you experience both. Here are  some easy, practical, cheap ways to be selfish and give a gift to a  homless person.
This time of year, no matter what your worldview, religion or  culture, it's hard, as you hurry past the homeless huddled on the  street, to not 
feel like Scrooge. Whether you're taking your  family to the Nutcracker, or pounding the pavement for a job yourself,  walking past so many shivering mounds of human misery takes a toll on  the psyche. Maybe your kids are tugging on your arm, asking 
why  can't something be done? Maybe you (like so many of us) just don't  feel comfortable handing out bits, or even wads, of cash. So what can  YOU do to make a small difference? Here, folks, is the 
Annual  Doc Gurley Homeless Gift Guide, with tips for how you too can  safely give an affordable, life-saving gift to the neediest among us.  Because when it comes to the homeless, that's when, truly, The Giving Is  Easy. And once you see how simple and rewarding it can be to drop a  gift with a homeless person, be sure to pass the word along. Email  friends, post your efforts on Facebook or MySpace. Put together gifts to  have in your car for those awkward moments when you're waiting at an  intersection, staring at a scrawled "anything helps, even a smile"  cardboard sign. It will change the whole tenor of your life.
At this festive  time of year, Mr. Scrooge, it is more than usually desirable that we  should make some slight provision for the poor and destitute. Ebenezer: Are there no prisons?
 Still feeling reluctant to throw together a homeless gift? Keep in  mind that, when it comes to your health, studies show that acts of  altruism benefit YOU - your life satisfaction, your overall level of  contentment, and even how 
long you live. If altruism was a  drug, it would outsell Viagra.
Still not convinced? Channel some of your Niner frustration into a  slightly different competitive arena. Hey, we've got to do 
something  to redeem our city's good name - in the  compassion-for-the-homeless nationwide stakes, 
San  Francisco and Berkeley won top slots for Meanest Cities in America.
Still not convinced? Well, when it comes to gifts for the  homeless, I'm not exaggerating about that life-saving part. How often  can you give a simple gift, for less than 5 bucks, that can actually  save the life of someone you pass each day? Now 
that's  effective gifting.  Life on the streets takes a lethal toll, and many  people die unacknowledged.
How To Give:
Safety first - for you and your gift recipient.  While many of us realize that giving an obvious gift to a street person  might attract unwanted attention to yourself, you may not be aware that  you could also be making your gift-recipient a target for assault later.  When it comes to handing out a gift, here's what you mutter to yourself  as you do it (hey, you'll blend in even more!): 
Discreet, discreet -  the motto on the street. The safest and best way to gift a street  person is to do what you already do - give small gifts to the folks you  predictably pass on your usual routes, whether you're going to work,  going out to dinner, or heading to a movie. Keep a gift handy and,  instead of bending over to drop a buck in a cup, put your bag on the  ground and keep going. Don't break stride, avoid getting into long  conversations. Don't make a show of giving gifts around a large area and  certainly don't go into areas your don't know. I'd say don't gift  alone, or in isolated areas, and don't give gifts to crowds. Gift should  be given in plain bags - no bows, no garish colors, no Tiffany sacks.  It's nice, though, to tuck inside a small bow or giftcard ("From Me, To  You"). You wouldn't wave money around, and the same applies to your  gift. Anytime you might consider handing someone a dollar, hand him/her a  gift instead. And do it as discreetly, and with as little fanfare.
What To Give:
1) 
Earning power is primo. One of the best possible  presents is something that helps a homeless person earn some cash.  Consider buying a harmonica, recorder, or sheet music for the a cappella  singer who starts to sound hoarse by the end of rush hour. If your  neighborhood, like one in Berkeley, has a street person who paints tiny  abstracts on rocks to earn some bucks, a set of acrylics or a handful of  Sharpies could be a life-saver. Finally, anyone who's ever had to  dumpster-dive knows the value of some study work gloves, or a pair of  fingerless mitts. But what if you don't know someone's talents? Never  fear. You can still spontaneously give 
any homeless person a  great present. Consider some of these types of gifts -
2) 
Hats, scarves and gloves. Any of these are  heart-warming (literally) gifts, especially this time of year. Prices  range anywhere from $9.99 or $4.99 for men's items at Target and Longs,  to all of $1 at the (of course) Dollar General Store. Homeless people  try to blend, because the streets are not a good place to attract  attention. For that reason, choose gender neutral colors that won't show  wear and tear so fast (navy, brown, black). And if you're giving any  clothing item, it's nice to leave the tag in place. Lots of homeless  people have gotten unfortunate cases of lice and scabies from accepting  used articles, so it's reassuring to know, if you're the recipient, that  what you're getting is new. Coats are really nice, but hard to hand out  discreetly, and expensive to buy in quantity - but if you can provide  them, go for it! Another lovely present is a pair of sweatpants.  Sweatpants are both gender and size neutral. Buy men's large in dark  colors, regardless of who you're gifting ($19.99 Target and other  stores).